The Salty Skipper // The Olympic Crew Garment-Dyed Lightweight Hoodie

The Salty Skipper // The Olympic Crew Garment-Dyed Lightweight Hoodie

Born of the Pacific Edge. Olympic Peninsula, our home.
Regular price$65.00
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See description below for unisex sizing.
  • Made to order — Receive in ~6–9 business days
  • Ships from USA — $4.95 (Free over $65)
  • 100% Satisfaction Guarantee — <1% refund rate.

Every coastline has a legend, and the Salty Skipper has seen it all. A retired heavyweight of the outer Pacific, this Northern Elephant Seal has traded the two-thousand-foot dives for a "Salish Kraken Tours" cap and a life on the shoreline. This design captures the rugged, sun-beaten texture of a veteran who’s survived a thousand storms, from the weary wisdom in his dark eyes to the copper-etched Kraken on his visor. He’s the undisputed authority on the Salish Sea’s deepest secrets, though he’s more likely to give you a stoic grunt than a guided tour. This one is for the "Old Soul" of your crew—the one who’s been everywhere, seen everything, and possesses a quiet, rugged confidence that doesn't need to prove a thing.

Tuned for the variable climate of the Olympic Peninsula, this piece feels like a decades-old favorite from the very first wear. The 100% ring-spun cotton is garment-dyed to achieve a muted, lived-in color palette that mirrors the sun-bleached driftwood and deep forest shadows of the coast. At a 6.4 oz./yd.² (217 g/m²) weight, this lightweight layer is built for mobility, utilizing a seamless-body construction and a relaxed fit that won't bunch up when you’re navigating the brush or stacking wood. The natural-colored flat drawcord (white on the White variant) and ribbed cuffs and waistband provide a clean, secure finish to the silhouette, while the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric ensures your gear is as grounded and sustainable as the landscape it was designed for.

Size guide:

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27 33 ½
M 22 28 34 ½
L 24 29 35 ½
XL 26 30 36 ½
2XL 28 31 37 ½
3XL 30 32 38 ½

Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.

Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).

Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.

Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.

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