The Mess Officer // The Olympic Crew Garment-Dyed Lightweight Hoodie
- 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Products finished on order & ship from the U.S. See description below for unisex sizing.
In the deep timber of the Olympic Peninsula, there is one rule: never keep the cook waiting. Meet the Mess Officer, the self-appointed executive chef of the high-country trails. Swapping the forest floor for a crisp toque blanche, this Black Bear brings a rugged, gourmet authority to The Olympic Crew. Every detail—from the weight of his stoic expression to the high-definition texture of his thick, dark coat—is captured in vivid clarity against the garment-dyed canvas. He’s the master of the huckleberry harvest and the guardian of the shoreline forage, proving that even the wilderness has a taste for the finer things. It’s a bold, whimsical tribute to the Peninsula’s most famous resident, built for those who appreciate a heavy-duty spirit with a refined palate.
Tuned for the variable climate of the Olympic Peninsula, this piece feels like a decades-old favorite from the very first wear. The 100% ring-spun cotton is garment-dyed to achieve a muted, lived-in color palette that mirrors the sun-bleached driftwood and deep forest shadows of the coast. At a 6.4 oz./yd.² (217 g/m²) weight, this lightweight layer is built for mobility, utilizing a seamless-body construction and a relaxed fit that won't bunch up when you’re navigating the brush or stacking wood. The natural-colored flat drawcord (white on the White variant) and ribbed cuffs and waistband provide a clean, secure finish to the silhouette, while the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric ensures your gear is as grounded and sustainable as the landscape it was designed for.
Size guide:
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 ½ |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 ½ |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 ½ |
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