"Unidentified on the Olympic Peninsula" UFO Tee – Organic Cotton Cryptid Crewneck

"Unidentified on the Olympic Peninsula" UFO Tee – Organic Cotton Cryptid Crewneck

Name: "Unidentified on the Olympic Peninsula" UFO Tee – Organic Cotton Cryptid Crewneck
Brand: Printful
SKU: 1325322_20716
Price: 39.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Regular price$39.00

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See description below for unisex sizing.

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The truth isn't out there—it's printed on this tee. For men who know the Olympic Peninsula's rainforests hide more than just elk. This 5.3 oz organic cotton shirt features an otherworldly scene: a classic Grey alien mid-beam, hovering above mist-shrouded firs where something... unnatural is always watching.

Why This Isn't Just Another UFO Shirt:

GOTS-certified organic cotton – Because even extraterrestrials appreciate toxin-free abduction attire
Double-needle reinforced – Built to withstand enthusiastic pointing at suspicious lights over Lake Crescent
Ribbed neckline – Stays put whether you're ducking under cedar branches or government helicopters

Wear It Where the Weird Things Are:

To the Port Townsend UFO Festival (where the "true believers" will nod approvingly)
On pre-dawn drives down Highway 101 (just in case)
While debating Sasquatch/UFO crossover theories at Joyce General Store

Tech Specs for Skeptics & Believers:

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton (180 g/m²) – softer than alien encounter denial
Self-fabric neck tape – no itchy tags when you're scanning the treeline
Regular fit – roomy enough for layering over your "I Want to Believe" thermals

The perfect tee for:

Late-night beach bonfires where the conversation turns to "that one story about the missing hikers..."
Pretending not to notice strange lights while fishing the Sol Duc
Representing Peninsula weirdness with ecological conscience

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28 ⅜	31-34	9 ¼
M	29 ⅛	35-38	9 ½
L	29 ⅞	39-41	9 ⅝
XL	31 ⅛	42-45	9 ⅞
2XL	32 ⅛	46-48	10
3XL	33 ⅛	49-51	10 ¼
4XL	33 ⅞	52-54	10 ¼
5XL	34 ⅝	55-57	10 ¼

Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.

Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).

Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.

Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.

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