Sapsucker Saloon Heavyweight Tee
- Made to order — Receive in 6–9 business days
- Ships from USA — $4.95 (Free over $65)
- 100% Satisfaction Guarantee — <1% refund rate.
Deep within the dense canopy of the Olympic Peninsula, nature runs its own underground watering holes where the forest animals gather for a drink. This heavyweight oversized tee captures that tongue-in-cheek woodland lore with a vibrant illustration of a Red-Breasted Sapsucker working a tree trunk tavern, complete with retro pub-style typography promising endless refills and a free pass for the local squirrels. Delivering a trendy vintage look right from the start, the shirt is cut in a loose, oversized fit that creates a modern, relaxed silhouette perfect for layering against the damp coastal air. The substantial 6.5 oz yard fabric weight is constructed entirely from 100 percent ring-spun cotton, ensuring a thick, highly structured drape that stays incredibly soft and comfortable whether you are winding down at camp or heading into town.
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!