Port Townsend Crimper King Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt
- Made to order — Receive in 6–9 business days
- Ships from USA — $4.95 (Free over $65)
- 100% Satisfaction Guarantee — <1% refund rate.
The history of the Olympic Peninsula is stained with the saltwater grit of Port Townsend, a harbor where men were bought and sold under the cover of the Salish Sea mist. This graphic remembers the notorious "Crimper Kings"—the shadowy brokers who filled outbound crews through cunning and coercion. This sweatshirt is built with the weight of a coastal winter, featuring a garment-dyed 3-end fleece and a 100% cotton face for a soft, lived-in feel. At 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²) and 30 singles yarn diameter, it provides substantial warmth when the fog rolls in. The relaxed fit and forward-rolled shoulder allow for easy movement, while the side-seamed construction and 1 x 1 rib at the collar, cuffs, and waistband ensure the garment holds its shape through years of hard wear. Finished with twill tape on the inside back neck and OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified fabric, it delivers a thrifted, vintage aesthetic without sacrificing modern durability.
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 33-36 | 31 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 37-40 | 33 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 41-43 | 35 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ½ | 44-46 | 36 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 47-49 | 28 ¼ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-52 | 39 ¼ |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!