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For those who have spent a lifetime navigating rough coastal waters and harbor tides, maritime humor runs deep. This unisex garment-dyed long sleeve shirt pays homage to seafaring tradition with a vintage nautical graphic featuring a bearded sailor skull smoking a pipe, framed by lighthouses, ship wheels, and the tongue-in-cheek phrase, "OLD SAILORS NEVER DIE, THEY JUST GET A LITTLE DINGHY."
Crafted from durable 6.1 oz yard heavyweight fabric, this shirt is made from 100 percent soft ring-spun cotton for an ultra-comfortable feel. Garment-dyed after construction, it boasts a soft, lived-in color tone and is pre-shrunk to retain its shape and relaxed fit no matter how many times it goes through the wash. Premium maritime-ready construction includes a topstitched classic-width collar, comfortable rib cuffs, shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape, and a twill-taped neck for extra strength out on the water.
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 31-34 | 31 ⅞ |
| M | 28 | 34-37 | 33 ¾ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 | 36 ⅞ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 | 37 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 46-49 | 38 ¾ |
Made to Order: Custom-printed just for you to reduce waste and ensure top quality.
Delivery Time: 6–9 business days total (3–5 days in production + 3–4 days U.S. shipping). Tracking emailed automatically upon dispatch.
Size & Fit Safety Net: Please check our size chart above before ordering! If the fit isn't right, we offer a 50% Eco-Exchange so you can reorder without shipping anything back.
Our Guarantee: If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll replace or refund it 100% free within 30 days.
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