Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
Three crows. One crime scene. Zero explanations.
This isn’t just a tee—it’s an incident report from Discovery Bay’s feathery underworld. Printed on heavyweight 6.5 oz vintage-washed cotton, this oversized streetwear essential pairs perfectly with:
Morning coffee at the Port Townsend Jailhouse
Denying involvement in the crow conspiracy at Finnriver Cidery
Casual waterfront interrogations ("What exactly did you witness?")
Why This Tee Rules the Roost:
100% ring-spun cotton – Sturdy enough to survive a crow’s stare (and machine washes)
Oversized fit – For maximum "I definitely didn’t orchestrate this" vibes
Vintage wash – Looks like it’s been through as many cover-ups as the JFK assassination.
Wear It Where the Mystery Deepens:
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
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Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
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Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.