These Sports Weren't Meant for Gym Floors

Rugby in rainforest mud. Midnight ocean swims. Yoga where wolf howls correct your form. Golf at the edge of the forest.

Train like the wild is your coach.

$66.00

The Pacific Northwest’s most elusive athlete finally comes out of the woods—and onto the pitch. This full-size 12" rugby ball features a vibrant print of Sasquatch mid-tackle, his shaggy form barreling through a scrum with Seattle’s skyline in the distance. A nod to Washington’s thriving rugby culture, from the pro Seawolves to the inclusive Quake RFC.

Built for Display (Or Secret Matches Under Full Moons):

Premium synthetic leather withstands both trophy-case dust and impromptu passing drills
Fade-resistant inks preserve every detail of Bigfoot’s questionable rucking technique
Included display base showcases the ball at the perfect angle for admiring his form

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