Ancient Celtic mythology meets modern coffee-shop culture in a witty, contemporary spin on the horned deity. This heavyweight long sleeve tee features a playing card style graphic depicting Cernunnos reimagined as a modern hipster complete with antlers, plaid shirt, sunglasses, earbuds, and a coffee cup, framed by arced typography and the punchline "LORD OF THE WILD... CARD."
Combining premium comfort with lasting durability, this shirt is crafted from soft-washed 6.5 oz yard 100 percent combed ring-spun cotton (with Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey offered in a 60 percent cotton and 40 percent polyester blend). The tightly knit surface delivers an ultra-soft hand-feel and vibrant graphic detail, while the classic fit and side-seamed construction provide a flattering, structured drape. Built for everyday wear, it features a durable 7/8-inch 1 by 1 ribbed collar with Lycra®, single-needle edge stitching, and a comfortable tear-away label.
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 38-41 |
| M | 25 ½ | 42-45 |
| L | 26 | 46-49 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 50-52 |
| 2XL | 27 | 53-55 |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!
