Escape Velocity Fleece Shorts – UFO Beam Ready
- Made to order — Receive in 6–9 business days
- Ships from USA — $4.95 (Free over $65)
- 100% Satisfaction Guarantee — <1% refund rate.
Sometimes the call of the wild isn't from the cedars, but from the stars. These aren't just any fleece shorts; they're your unofficial uniform for those moments you're ready for a change of scenery—whether it's across the Olympic Peninsula or light-years beyond. Featuring a graphic of a man, poised and seemingly quite willing to be whisked away by a UFO's beam, these soft, comfy shorts are for the man who hears a different drummer, or perhaps, a different propulsion system.
Perfect for lounging after a long trek or for making a quick escape to the general store, our Escape Velocity Fleece Shorts offer a relaxed fit that's as unburdened as your spirit. They come equipped with a back pocket for your essentials and two jersey-lined hand pockets—because even cosmic adventurers need somewhere to stash their keys. The elastic waistband with a shoestring drawcord ensures a perfect fit, whether you're pondering the mysteries of the universe or just enjoying a quiet evening at home.
Fabric & Fit: Made from a cozy blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester (Grey Heather is 52% ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester), with a 100% cotton face yarn for ultimate softness. Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²). Features sewn eyelets, a sewn fly detail, and a tapered knee opening for that ideal relaxed look.
Size guide:
| WAIST WIDTH (inches) | INSEAM (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 15-20 | 9 | 20 |
| M | 16-21 | 9 | 20 ½ |
| L | 17-22 | 9 | 21 |
| XL | 18-23 | 9 | 21 ½ |
| 2XL | 19 ⅝-24 | 9 | 22 |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!