Only in Cascadia V-Neck – Where Cryptids & Cosmos Collide

At the blurred edge where Seattle’s skyline dissolves into Olympic old-growth, a Sasquatch and a Grey lock arms like old business partners—his moss-knuckled grip meeting their three-fingered salute. The "Cascadia: the only place this makes sense" tagline isn’t just text; it’s a regional motto for those who’ve seen lights pulse over the Strait of Juan de Fuca or heard howls that don’t match any known fauna.

Form & Fit:
The 4.2 oz ring-spun cotton v-neck drapes like fog over the Sound—light enough for summer UFO watches, substantial enough to withstand enthusiastic debates about interdimensional portals at local breweries. Retail fit skims the torso without clinging, whether you’re biking the Burke-Gilman or crouching to examine suspiciously perfect crop circles. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensures the alien handshake stays aligned even during sudden realizations.

Fabric & Care:
100% combed cotton (30 singles) for conspiracy theorists and casual observers alike. Side seams run straight as government cover-up files. Machine wash cold—because some mysteries shouldn’t be hot.