Attempted Murder Heavyweight Pullover
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The crows of the peninsula are more than just birds; they are the sharp-eyed sentries of the roadside, the clever witnesses to things that happen under the cover of the Douglas firs. This graphic, featuring a trio of Corvids in a moment of chaotic focus, captures the unsettling intelligence found in the deep woods. For a build that matches that intensity, we’ve used a legendary Champion sweatshirt. This 82% cotton and 18% polyester heavyweight sweatshirt clocks in at a substantial 12 oz/yd² (406.87 g/m²), providing a fortress of warmth against the salt spray and mountain chill. Designed for the man in motion, it features 1x1 rib inserts at the underarm and sides for extra mobility, along with 1x1 ribbed knit cuffs and a bottom band to lock in heat. Finished with the embroidered "C" logo on the left sleeve, it’s a rugged, high-quality layer for those who walk where the murders gather.
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 22 3/4 | 36 1/2 |
| M | 28 | 24 3/4 | 37 3/4 |
| L | 29 | 26 3/4 | 39 |
| XL | 30 | 28 3/4 | 40 1/4 |
| 2XL | 31 | 30 3/4 | 41 1/2 |
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