The Philosopher’s Pint – 16oz Frosted Glass with Arboreal Whimsy
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When 19th-century curiosity meets modern thirst, this glass blooms. The frosted surface reveals an engraving of a Victorian gentleman in quiet revelation—his cranium split open to reveal not ideas, but an entire oak tree erupting toward the rim. It’s equal parts saloon staple and cabinet of curiosities piece, ensuring your IPA tastes sharper and your whiskey pours deeper with existential weight.
The 16oz capacity accommodates both contemplative sips and celebratory gulps, while the semi-translucent finish diffuses light like fog through an apothecary window. Dishwasher-safe for convenience, though hand-washing preserves the delicate frosted engraving that makes bartenders lean closer and ask, “Wait, is that a tree…?”
At 5.75” tall, it fits neatly in cabinets between your field guides and forgotten tinctures. The 3.48” diameter balances heft and elegance—substantial enough to survive a tavern table slam, refined enough for toasts to lost travelers.
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