Peninsula Alien Abduction All-Over Sweatshirt
- Made to order — Receive in 6–9 business days
- Ships from USA — $4.95 (Free over $65)
- 100% Satisfaction Guarantee — <1% refund rate.
Under a pale moon hanging low over the Olympic Peninsula's dense evergreen ridges, a glowing craft hovers silently, its beam cutting through the night fog to lift a solitary figure skyward. This immersive all-over print captures the eerie pull of unexplained lights reported in peninsula skies for decades—raw encounters that stir a deep, primal curiosity in those who roam these mist-veiled woods. The design blends deep blues and luminous greens with stark silhouettes of ancient trees, evoking the masculine thrill of standing alone on a deserted backroad as the unknown descends. Precision-cut and hand-sewn from premium recycled polyester fabric with a soft cotton-feel face and brushed fleece interior, it delivers a unisex fit, subtle stretch from elastane, and overlock seams built for rugged, lasting wear.
Size guide:
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!
