Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
The truth isn't out there—it's printed on this tee. For men who know the Olympic Peninsula's rainforests hide more than just elk. This 5.3 oz organic cotton shirt features an otherworldly scene: a classic Grey alien mid-beam, hovering above mist-shrouded firs where something... unnatural is always watching.
Why This Isn't Just Another UFO Shirt:
GOTS-certified organic cotton – Because even extraterrestrials appreciate toxin-free abduction attire
Double-needle reinforced – Built to withstand enthusiastic pointing at suspicious lights over Lake Crescent
Ribbed neckline – Stays put whether you're ducking under cedar branches or government helicopters
Wear It Where the Weird Things Are:
To the Port Townsend UFO Festival (where the "true believers" will nod approvingly)
On pre-dawn drives down Highway 101 (just in case)
While debating Sasquatch/UFO crossover theories at Joyce General Store
Tech Specs for Skeptics & Believers:
100% organic combed ring-spun cotton (180 g/m²) – softer than alien encounter denial
Self-fabric neck tape – no itchy tags when you're scanning the treeline
Regular fit – roomy enough for layering over your "I Want to Believe" thermals
The perfect tee for:
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 ⅜ | 31-34 | 9 ¼ |
M | 29 ⅛ | 35-38 | 9 ½ |
L | 29 ⅞ | 39-41 | 9 ⅝ |
XL | 31 ⅛ | 42-45 | 9 ⅞ |
2XL | 32 ⅛ | 46-48 | 10 |
3XL | 33 ⅛ | 49-51 | 10 ¼ |
4XL | 33 ⅞ | 52-54 | 10 ¼ |
5XL | 34 ⅝ | 55-57 | 10 ¼ |
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.