Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
The King of the Wood claims his throne.
The Horned Lord strides across the fabric in full sovereignty, antlers crowning him like the living cathedral of the Olympic rainforest. He wears the patience of centuries in his gaze, the weight of hooves in his stance. You’ll want to stand taller when you wear this.
Crafted from 5.3 oz of pre-shrunk cotton as sturdy as an old-growth root system, the tee features double-needle stitching at every stress point because even forest lords respect proper construction. The seamless 7/8" collar sits unobtrusively against your neck—no chafing during extended sessions of listening to what the ravens really say. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensures the silhouette stays regal through seasons of wear, whether you’re kneeling to examine wolf tracks or leaning over a map of ley lines.
This is for men who still feel the old rhythms: the turn of the seasons in their bones, the electric hum of a storm coming in off the Strait, the understanding that some trails were here long before we named them.
Sizing (inches) | |||
Size | Width | Length | Sleeve center back |
S | 18 | 28 | 15.125 |
M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.375 |
4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.675 |
5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.