Splash of the Titans Recycled Swim Trunks
- Made to order — Receive in 6–9 business days
- Ships from USA — $4.95 (Free over $65)
- 100% Satisfaction Guarantee — <1% refund rate.
For those who treat every body of water—from alpine lakes to backyard pools—like their personal playground. These quick-drying, UPF 50+ trunks feature a performance-driven design with an anti-chafe liner that moves with you whether you’re cliff-jumping, paddleboarding, or just lounging riverside with a cold one.
Key Features:
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91% recycled polyester / 9% spandex outer fabric sheds water like a duck’s back, drying faster than you can say “polar plunge”
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Anti-chafe mesh lining (US: 92% polyester/8% spandex | EU: 90% polyester/10% elastane) prevents irritation during all-day wear
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UPF 50+ protection blocks sunrays as reliably as old-growth shade
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Strategic pockets include a hidden inner stash for keys/cash and mesh sides that drain faster than a tide pool
Why They’re Titan-Worthy:
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Four-way stretch fabric handles cannonballs, kayak rolls, and beachside sprints without hesitation
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Elastic waist + drawcord stays put during underwater adventures (no embarrassing “wardrobe malfunctions” mid-backflip)
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Eco-conscious build gives plastic waste a second life as adventure gear
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!
