Took the Cat Organic Cotton Tee – UFO Abduction Regret Shirt
- See description below for unisex sizing.
- Made to order. Receive in 6-9 business days.
- $4.95 order shipping (Free over $65) from U.S.
- 100% Guaranteed. <1% refund rate.
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Every man on the peninsula knows that moment: the beam hits, curiosity wins, and suddenly you're waving goodbye to your black cat as it floats up into the saucer like it’s been waiting its whole nine lives for this. “Took the Cat. Immediately regretted it.” Retro stripes bleed from cedar sunset to Hoh mist, framing the classic flying disc doing what it does best—making off with something you didn’t know you couldn’t live without.
Printed on 100% combed ring-spun cotton that weighs a light 4.3 oz—soft enough for skin still warm from a beach fire, tough enough for the scramble back to the truck when the fog gets weird. Pre-shrunk, 32 singles thread count, built to hold its shape through salt air and regret. Fits close like gear you’ve already broken in, moves easy when you’re hauling driftwood or just leaning on a bar rail telling the story for the hundredth time.
For the guys whose cats still haven’t come back from that one clear night over the Strait.
Size guide:
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!
