The Zenned Out Heavyweight Tee
- See description below for unisex sizing.
- Made to order. Receive in 6-9 business days.
- $4.95 order shipping (Free over $65) from U.S.
- 100% Guaranteed. <1% refund rate.
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The marshy lowlands of the peninsula are home to creatures that have mastered the art of the slow life. This graphic features a local amphibian who has found a rare moment of stillness under the starlit canopy, far from the noise of the modern world. It is a nod to those who find their best headspaces in the damp, quiet corners of the PNW. This 100% ring-spun cotton tee is garment-dyed, giving it a rich, weathered color and a soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear. At 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²), it offers a thick, structured weight that stands up to the elements while maintaining a relaxed fit. Built for durability, it features twill-taped neck and shoulders and a 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar, along with double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems. It is a heavy-duty staple for those who prefer their enlightenment with a bit of grit.
Size guide:
| Â | WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S | 18 ÂĽ | 26 â…ť | 16 ÂĽ |
| M | 20 ÂĽ | 28 | 17 Âľ |
| L | 22 | 29 â…ś | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 â…ť | 21 Âľ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!