The Abduction Alley Tri-Blend Tee
- See description below for unisex sizing.
- Made to order. Receive in 6-9 business days.
- $4.95 order shipping (Free over $65) from U.S.
- 100% Guaranteed. <1% refund rate.
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The back-alley legends of Port Townsend often speak of more than just sailors; sometimes, the local feline population seems to possess a knowledge of the stars that outstrips our own. This graphic captures a moment of cosmic relocation, perfect for those who spend their peninsula nights watching for strange lights over the Sound. To match the vintage feel of a mid-century sighting, we've utilized a premium tri-blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon. At a lightweight 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) and 40 singles thread weight, this tee offers a fitted, broken-in look that feels as soft as the mist on a summer evening. The pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction ensure a consistent regular fit that stands up to repeated washings without losing its shape. Whether you are hunting for local lore or just enjoying the coastal breeze, this tee is built for extreme durability and effortless comfort.
Size guide:
| Â | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!
