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Solo, Not Sorry T-Shirt – Bigfoot’s Guide to Solitude

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The Olympic Peninsula’s most elusive resident knows a truth most hikers won’t admit: sometimes the best company is no company at all. This tee features Sasquatch in his natural state—backpack strapped tight, silhouette fading into the cedars, leaving nothing behind but oversized footprints and a perfectly cryptic tagline: "Solitude: because humans are the real cryptids."

Crafted from 5.3 oz of pre-shrunk cotton as sturdy as a well-packed trail kit, the tee moves with you through crowded trailheads and into the quiet places where the ferns grow shoulder-high. Double-needle stitching reinforces stress points with the same diligence Bigfoot applies to avoiding game cameras, while the seamless 7/8" collar won’t chafe during extended periods of pretending not to hear distant voices. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping keeps the print aligned—whether you’re shouldering a canoe or the weight of small talk.

 

Sizing (inches)
Size Width Length Sleeve center back
S 18 28 15.125
M 20 29 16.5
L 22 30 18
XL 24 31 19.5
2XL 26 32 21
3XL 28 33 22.375
4XL 30 34 23.675
5XL 32 35 25

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Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.

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