"Old Sailors Never Die..." Long Sleeve Tee
- See description below for unisex sizing.
- Made to order. Receive in 6-9 business days.
- $4.95 order shipping (Free over $65) from U.S.
- 100% Guaranteed. <1% refund rate.
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There's a certain kind of stubbornness you only find by the sea. This long-sleeve tee captures that spirit with a vintage design featuring a skull captain at the helm, flanked by lighthouses and dinghies. The bold text declares a hard-won truth: "Old Sailors Never Die...They Just Get a Little Dingy." It's a tribute to the salty, seasoned men of the Olympic Peninsula who know how to laugh at the rougher tides of life. Made from 100% cotton, it's a rugged staple for your wardrobe. The classic fit, long sleeves with rib cuffs, and taped neck and shoulders ensure it holds its shape through every storm and calm. Pre-shrunk and built to last, this tee is a reliable option for a casual look.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!
