Keeper of Cascadia T-Shirt – The Guardian in Tri-Blend

The forests remember their sentinel. Towering between ancient cedars and modern skeptics, Sasquatch stands as Cascadia’s eternal warden—half myth, half municipal employee. This tee drapes the legend in a 4.2 oz tri-blend fabric that wicks away doubt as efficiently as it handles morning mist.

The design captures the Keeper mid-patrol: one broad palm resting on a nurse log like a bureaucrat at his desk, eyes reflecting the last glow of a dying campfire. "Keeper of Cascadia" isn’t a title—it’s a job description for the entity who re-stacks trail cairns tourists disturb and confiscates unattended granola bars.

Form & Fit:
50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon moves like fog through salal—quick to dry after ocean plunges, resistant to wrinkles during extended stakeouts. The set-in 1x1 baby rib collar grips like a respectful junior ranger’s handshake, while the satin label lies smoother than an alibi. Shoulder seams align with your natural reach, whether you’re pointing out owl nests or the exact location where "the sound came from."

Fabric & Care:
Preshrunk to withstand both laundering and interrogations. Machine wash cold; tumble dry low. Ironing unnecessary—legends don’t crease.