Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
Even the most intrepid explorers of the Olympic Peninsula know there are mysteries beyond the ancient cedars—and sometimes, those mysteries involve a very particular kind of extraterrestrial encounter. Our Feline Abduction Tee captures a moment of cosmic absurdity: a UFO beaming up a cat, with the urgent, intergalactic plea, "Take Me To Your Litter." This shirt is for the man who appreciates a good laugh, the loyalty of a four-legged friend, and the boundless potential of the unexplained.
Crafted from soft, lightweight 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers the perfect amount of stretch and a flattering fit that's comfortable for any adventure, from tracking Sasquatch to simply tracking down your own elusive feline. With pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, it's built to last through countless explorations, both terrestrial and imagined. This isn't just a comfortable tee; it's a statement for those who find humor in the cosmic unknown and understand that sometimes, the most important missions involve a litter box.
Fabric & Fit: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester). Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability and a comfortable fit.
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.