Green Man T-Shirt – The Forest’s Living Embodiment in Cotton (Cernunnos)

The Green Man watches from the canopy, his leafy beard spilling over the collar of this 5.3 oz cotton jersey like vine maples cascading down a nurse log. More gardener than god, he represents the eternal cycle of growth and decay that sustains the Olympic Peninsula’s rainforests. His eyes glint with the knowing patience of a Douglas fir that’s weathered eight centuries of storms.

This tee wears like second-growth forest—soft to the touch but resilient at its core. Double-needle stitching reinforces stress points with the same care a sapling uses to anchor its roots. The shoulder-to-shoulder taping maintains its silhouette through seasons of trail maintenance and tavern debates about mycorrhizal networks. A seamless collar rests quietly against your neck, refusing to distract when you’re listening to the alder leaves whisper their secrets.

For the cultivators and conservators—the ones who plant native species along riverbanks and can spot the difference between bear scat and tourist litter at thirty paces. Wear it when leading volunteer trail crews, when explaining lichen symbiosis to skeptical nephews, or when you need the reminder that we’re all just temporary guests in this ancient, breathing woodland.