Lake Crescent’s Backyard Cryptid V-Neck – The Official Denial Tee

Name: Lake Crescent’s Backyard Cryptid V-Neck – The Official Denial Tee
Brand: teelaunch
SKU: 3005-BLACK-S
Price: 24.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Regular price$24.00

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Some truths ripple beneath the surface like the Lady of the Lake’s unspoken secrets. This tee immortalizes the peninsula’s worst-kept secret: Sasquatch lounging on Lake Crescent’s pebbled shore, his reflection stretching unnaturally far across waters known to swallow evidence whole. The bold disclaimer—“If you see him, no you didn’t”—isn’t a suggestion; it’s a regional survival skill.

Form & Fit:
Cut from 4.2 oz of combed ring-spun cotton as crisp as the morning you’ll pretend never happened, the v-neck sits just low enough to showcase your “I-survived-the-Northwest” collarbones. Retail fit glides over kayak-life-vest tan lines while shoulder taping keeps the cryptid’s eyes aligned with your delts—critical for plausible deniability. Side seams run straight as lodgepole pines, refusing to twist even when your story does.

Fabric & Care:
100% cotton (30 singles) for breathability during both sightings and sworn affidavits. Machine wash cold; tumble dry low. Avoid bleach—some stains are better left unexplained.

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