Birney's Always Open Sweatshirt
- See description below for unisex sizing.
- Made to order. Receive in 6-9 business days.
- $4.95 shipping (Free over $65) from U.S.
- 100% Guaranteed. <1% refund rate.
- Secure checkout.
For the man who knows where to find the neon glow when the rest of the world has gone dark—a place where the coffee is always on and the lore of the Olympic Peninsula can be swapped over a plate of hotcakes. This sweatshirt, with its midcentury Birney's diner design, is a nod to a Port Angeles icon, a place where late-night stories and strange sightings were always on the menu. Made from a durable blend of 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, it has a soft, cotton-feel face and brushed fleece inside for warmth. Precision-cut and hand-sewn, it's a unique layer for the man who understands that adventure doesn’t end when you leave the trail.
Size guide:
| Â | CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS | 34 â…ť | 28 â…ś | 35 â…ś |
| XS | 36 ÂĽ | 29 â…ž | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 â…ś | 33 â…› | 40 â…› |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 â…ť | 52 Âľ |
| 4XL | 55 â…› | 48 â…ž | 55 â…ž |
| 5XL | 58 ÂĽ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 â…ś | 55 â…› | 62 ÂĽ |
Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.
Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).
Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.
Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.
Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!