For the man who knows where to find the neon glow when the rest of the world has gone dark—a place where the coffee is always on and the lore of the Olympic Peninsula can be swapped over a plate of hotcakes. This sweatshirt, with its midcentury Birney's diner design, is a nod to a Port Angeles icon, a place where late-night stories and strange sightings were always on the menu. Made from a durable blend of 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, it has a soft, cotton-feel face and brushed fleece inside for warmth.
🌲 Craftsmanship Note: Cut-and-Sew Custom Construction. This piece features edge-to-edge artwork printed across every panel before being individually cut and hand-sewn, crafted from eco-friendly recycled fleece.
Size guide:
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
Made to Order: Custom-printed just for you to reduce waste and ensure top quality.
Delivery Time: 6–9 business days total (3–5 days in production + 3–4 days U.S. shipping). Tracking emailed automatically upon dispatch.
Size & Fit Safety Net: Please check our size chart above before ordering! If the fit isn't right, we offer a 50% Eco-Exchange so you can reorder without shipping anything back.
Our Guarantee: If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll replace or refund it 100% free within 30 days.
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