Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
The Horned One sits in stillness beneath your workshop’s single bulb, his silhouette glowing against a backdrop of Olympic cedar. This isn’t mere decor—it’s an altar to the quiet moments when men create, contemplate, and reconnect with older rhythms. Laser-etched acrylic captures Cernunnos mid-meditation, an owl perched on his antler, a fox at his knee, and a serpent coiled in understanding—the original council of the woods.
For the Hands That Build and Wonder
16-color remote control shifts hues like forest light through seasons (from dawn’s gold to twilight’s deep pine)
Adjustable brightness from ember-glow to full moon brilliance
Sturdy acrylic base weighted like a river stone, steady on workbenches cluttered with chisels and unfinished dreams
Technical Grace Notes
The 6mm etched acrylic diffuses light evenly. USB-powered for workshop flexibility (no need to sacrifice outlet space for your angle grinder).
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.