Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
Let your doorstep announce what your curtains can't hide: this home celebrates the unexplained. Our durable coir mat features a grinning Sasquatch (mid-wave), a Grey alien flashing peace signs, and bold lettering declaring your alliance with all things extraordinary.
Built for Mysterious Visitors
Golden coir fibers scrub away mud, moss, and maybe even moon dust
Fade-resistant dyes withstand both UV rays and unidentified energy signatures
Rubber backing grips your porch like a Mothman to streetlights
Four Sizes for Every Dwelling
36"x24" (Full-view for cabin porches and UFO landing pads)
30"x18" (Apartment-friendly, but still noticeable from orbit)
24"x16" (For RVs that follow the strange lights)
18"x12" (Tiny homes with big paranormal potential)
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.