Attempted Murder Dad Hat – Distressed Twill
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Embrace the mischievous and intelligent spirit of the Olympic Peninsula's infamous corvids with the Attempted Murder Dad Hat. This isn't just a cap; it's a nod to the unforgettable sights and sounds—and perhaps playful skirmishes—of our local wildlife. Featuring a unique crow design, this hat comes with a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, adding a touch of rugged authenticity to your everyday gear. Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill with a soft crown and low-profile unstructured fit, it's built for comfort and a lived-in feel from day one. The adjustable hook and loop closure ensures it fits as perfectly as a crow's cunning plan.
Fabric & Fit:
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100% pre-shrunk cotton twill.
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Soft crown with 6 sewn eyelets and 6 stitched rows on the brim.
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6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile and seamed front panel without buckram.
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Adjustable hook and loop closure.
Size guide:
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 19-22 | 5 | 2 ⅝ | 7 ¾ |
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