Hipster Cernunnos Wild Card Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee
- Made to order — Receive in ~6–9 business days
- Ships from USA — $4.95 (Free over $60)
- Quality Guaranteed: Arrives perfect or replaced for free.
- Eco-Fit Exchange: Reorder wrong sizes for 50% off, donate the original.
Ancient Celtic mythology meets modern coffee-shop culture in a witty, contemporary spin on the horned deity. This heavyweight long sleeve tee features a playing card style graphic depicting Cernunnos reimagined as a modern hipster complete with antlers, plaid shirt, sunglasses, earbuds, and a coffee cup, framed by arced typography and the punchline "LORD OF THE WILD... CARD."
Combining premium comfort with lasting durability, this shirt is crafted from soft-washed 6.5 oz yard 100 percent combed ring-spun cotton (with Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey offered in a 60 percent cotton and 40 percent polyester blend). The tightly knit surface delivers an ultra-soft hand-feel and vibrant graphic detail, while the classic fit and side-seamed construction provide a flattering, structured drape. Built for everyday wear, it features a durable 7/8-inch 1 by 1 ribbed collar with Lycra®, single-needle edge stitching, and a comfortable tear-away label.
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 38-41 |
| M | 25 ½ | 42-45 |
| L | 26 | 46-49 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 50-52 |
| 2XL | 27 | 53-55 |
Made to Order: Custom-printed just for you to reduce waste and ensure top quality.
Delivery Time: 6–9 business days total (3–5 days in production + 3–4 days U.S. shipping). Tracking emailed automatically upon dispatch.
Size & Fit Safety Net: Please check our size chart above before ordering! If the fit isn't right, we offer a 50% Eco-Exchange so you can reorder without shipping anything back.
Our Guarantee: If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll replace or refund it 100% free within 30 days.
👉 Have questions? Read our full Refund & Exchange Policy.
