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Forest Camo Athletic Shorts – The Wild’s Workout Gear

Born of the Pacific Edge. Olympic Peninsula, our home.
Regular price$59.00
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See description below for unisex sizing.
  • Made to order — Receive in ~6–9 business days
  • Ships from USA — $4.95 (Free over $65)
  • 100% Satisfaction Guarantee — <1% refund rate.

For runners, swimmers, and adventurers who refuse to be tamed—these 2.5" inseam shorts blend into the Olympic Peninsula’s undergrowth while standing out in performance. The leaf-patterned camo isn’t just for show; it’s a declaration that your workouts belong to the wilderness.

Built for Unfiltered Movement

  • 91% recycled polyester / 9% spandex moves with the adaptability of a river otter—stretching for lunges, rebounding after plunges

  • UPF 50+ fabric deflects UV rays like sunlight filtered through a cedar canopy

  • 2.5" inseam (6.35 cm) keeps you cool whether you’re trail sprinting or lake diving

Sweat-Worthy Details

  • Four-way stretch fabric wicks moisture faster than morning dew vanishes from salal leaves

  • Mesh side pockets hold essentials secure during sudden trail detours or gym-floor transitions

  • Globally sourced with components from Mexico, Lithuania, and China—tested on every terrain

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾

Made to Order: All items are custom-made just for you to ensure high quality and less waste.

Delivery Time: Expect 6–9 business days total (3–5 days to make your item + 3–4 days for U.S. shipping).

Tracking: You’ll receive a tracking link via email the moment your order ships.

Our Guarantee: Because items are custom-made, we only issue replacements or refunds if your order arrives damaged or incorrect.

Need a Fix? Contact us at help@kairnu.life within 30 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll issue a free replacement or refund!

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