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Escape Velocity Fleece Shorts – UFO Beam Ready
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Escape Velocity Fleece Shorts – UFO Beam Ready

Celebrating the Olympic Peninsula, our home.
Regular price$58.00
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See description below for unisex sizing.
  • Made to order — Receive in ~6–9 business days
  • Ships from USA — $4.95 (Free over $60)
  • Quality Guaranteed: Arrives perfect or replaced for free.
  • Eco-Fit Exchange: Reorder wrong sizes for 50% off, donate the original.

Sometimes the call of the wild isn't from the cedars, but from the stars. These aren't just any fleece shorts; they're your unofficial uniform for those moments you're ready for a change of scenery—whether it's across the Olympic Peninsula or light-years beyond. Featuring a graphic of a man, poised and seemingly quite willing to be whisked away by a UFO's beam, these soft, comfy shorts are for the man who hears a different drummer, or perhaps, a different propulsion system.

Perfect for lounging after a long trek or for making a quick escape to the general store, our Escape Velocity Fleece Shorts offer a relaxed fit that's as unburdened as your spirit. They come equipped with a back pocket for your essentials and two jersey-lined hand pockets—because even cosmic adventurers need somewhere to stash their keys. The elastic waistband with a shoestring drawcord ensures a perfect fit, whether you're pondering the mysteries of the universe or just enjoying a quiet evening at home.

Fabric & Fit: Made from a cozy blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester (Grey Heather is 52% ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester), with a 100% cotton face yarn for ultimate softness. Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²). Features sewn eyelets, a sewn fly detail, and a tapered knee opening for that ideal relaxed look.

Size guide:

  WAIST WIDTH (inches) INSEAM (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 15-20 9 20
M 16-21 9 20 ½
L 17-22 9 21
XL 18-23 9 21 ½
2XL 19 ⅝-24 9 22

Made to Order: Custom-printed just for you to reduce waste and ensure top quality.

Delivery Time: 6–9 business days total (3–5 days in production + 3–4 days U.S. shipping). Tracking emailed automatically upon dispatch.

Size & Fit Safety Net: Please check our size chart above before ordering! If the fit isn't right, we offer a 50% Eco-Exchange so you can reorder without shipping anything back.

Our Guarantee: If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll replace or refund it 100% free within 30 days.

👉 Have questions? Read our full Refund & Exchange Policy.

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