Squatch Roast T-Shirt – Bigfoot's Morning Brew V-Neck

Name: Squatch Roast T-Shirt – Bigfoot's Morning Brew V-Neck
Brand: teelaunch
SKU: 3005-BROWN-S
Price: 24.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Regular price$24.00

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The Olympic Peninsula’s most notorious recluse knows good coffee doesn’t need a hipster pedigree. This v-neck captures Bigfoot mid-sip, his steam curling like fog through cedar boughs—because real wilderness coffee involves tin mugs, questionable water sources, and zero Yelp reviews.

Cut from 4.2 oz of combed ring-spun cotton that softens like a well-worn trail map, the tee features shoulder-to-shoulder taping to withstand both espresso-fueled epiphanies and sudden exits from overly chatty trailheads. The retail fit skims the torso without clinging, while the v-neck collar frames your best I-identify-as-nocturnal jawline.

Fabric details merge seamlessly: 100% cotton (30 singles) with a weight ideal for layering under flannels or wearing solo like a true forest cryptid. Care follows wilderness logic—machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid bright lights if you’re photosensitive.

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