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Not Lost, Just Avoiding You T-Shirt – Bipedal Fox Design (Lightweight, Fitted Men’s Tee)

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For the lone wolves (or foxes) who prefer trails without small talk. This shirt features a jacked, bipedal fox who’s clearly not lost—he’s just dodging overeager hikers, park rangers, and anyone who asks, "Are you a spirit animal?"

Why Kairnu Adventurers Love It:

  • "Not Lost, Just Avoiding You" – A rallying cry for introverts and cryptid enthusiasts.
  • Muscular fox art – Because even mythical creatures skip leg day.
  • Fitted & lightweight – For sprinting away from crowds (or just lounging ominously).


Specs:

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester).
  • 4.3 oz midweight fabric – Durable but breathable for forest stakeouts.
  • Pre-shrunk – So it fits before and after you vanish into the woods.

Ideal For:

  • Gifts for misanthropic hikers.
  • Wearing to the bar when you want to be left alone.
  • Staring down tourists who ask, "Where’s the trailhead?"
  • Note: Fox’s whereabouts remain unconfirmed. Purchase at your own risk.


We conjure each piece one-by-one in our Olympic Peninsula workshop (read: a printer hidden deep in the woods). This means:

  • No wasted stock—just like Bigfoot, we leave no trace.
  • Slightly longer wait times—blame the foxes handling quality control.

Thank you for choosing slow-brewed, sustainable weirdness. Your patience keeps forests standing and cryptids employed.

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 17 ½
S 28 19
M 29 20 ½
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.

Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.

Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.

Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.

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