Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
There’s a new hired hand on the Olympic Peninsula—and he doesn’t need a paycheck. This tee captures the moment every rancher dreads (or low-key hopes for): a burly Sasquatch, casually perched on a fencepost in faded jeans, while a stunned rancher squints from under his hat like “That ain’t in the job description.”
Built for Ranch-Ready Skeptics
4.2 oz tri-blend (50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon) wears like your favorite work shirt—broken-in soft, tough enough for bramble scratches and barstool debates
Baby rib collar stays crisp through double-takes and dramatic recountings
Satin label won’t distract when you’re explaining this again to the sheriff
Sizing (inches) | ||
Size | Width | Length |
S | 18 1/4 | 27 1/2 |
M | 19 3/4 | 28 1/2 |
L | 21 1/4 | 29 1/2 |
XL | 22 3/4 | 30 1/2 |
2XL | 24 3/4 | 31 1/2 |
3XL | 26 3/4 | 32 1/2 |
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.