Fast and Furriest T-Shirt – Prehistoric Speed Demons

Before mountain bikes and trail runners, there was the original off-road vehicle: a Sasquatch riding a tyrannosaur like it’s the last shuttle out of Port Angeles. This tee celebrates the Olympic Peninsula’s oldest traffic law—move fast, leave footprints, eat whatever slows you down.

The comic-style graphic captures the moment perfectly: Bigfoot’s fur streaming like a battle flag, his dinosaur mount snarling at something that might be lunch or might just be a lost hiker. The "Fast and Furriest" tagline winks at every local who’s ever outpaced rain clouds on a single-speed.

Form & Fit:
Built for modern cavemen (and cavewomen), the 4.2 oz (US) / 7 oz (CA) Airlume cotton/polyester blend stretches like a predator’s patience. Retail fit accommodates both museum visits and sudden sprints from whatever’s rustling the salal. Coverstitched sleeves and collar hold their ground against Jurassic-level adventures, while shoulder-to-shoulder taping keeps the dinosaur aligned with your delts.

Fabric & Care:
52/48 Airlume cotton/polyester (32 singles)—softer than a hadrosaur’s sigh, tougher than fossilized resin. Side seams run straight as a velociraptor’s attack vector. Tear-away label because even apex predators hate scratchy tags. Machine wash cold; tumble dry low. Extinction event optional.