Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
Somewhere between the Olympic Peninsula’s misty shores and the edge of your imagination, Bigfoot found the ultimate ride. This tee captures the legendary cryptid shredding the cosmos on a flying VW van—windsurfing through the aurora borealis with the ease of a creature who’s been dodging cameras for centuries.
Built for Discreet Believers
4.2 oz tri-blend (50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon) moves like interdimensional fog—light enough for summer adventures, durable enough for wormhole jumps
Baby rib collar stays put during sudden intergalactic maneuvers (or just bike rides to the dive bar)
Satin label won’t chafe, unlike society’s rigid skepticism
| Sizing (inches) | ||
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18 1/4 | 27 1/2 |
| M | 19 3/4 | 28 1/2 |
| L | 21 1/4 | 29 1/2 |
| XL | 22 3/4 | 30 1/2 |
| 2XL | 24 3/4 | 31 1/2 |
| 3XL | 26 3/4 | 32 1/2 |
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.