Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
Even forest legends need their recovery rituals. This tee captures Sasquatch in his most relatable moment—swaddled in a moth-eaten robe, claws cradling a steaming mug, eyes half-open in that universal expression of "too much astral travel, not enough coffee." The "Post-Astral Drip" and "Reboot the Meat Suit" text isn't just a slogan; it's a survival guide for anyone who's ever walked between worlds (or just between Port Angeles bars).
Cut from 5.3 oz of pre-shrunk cotton as forgiving as a well-worn ritual blanket, the tee features double-needle stitching at every stress point because enlightenment shouldn't come at the cost of seam integrity. The seamless 7/8" collar won't distract during morning meditations or sudden realizations about last night's questionable decisions. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping keeps the silhouette aligned across all planes of existence—or at least through another shift at the kayak rental shop.
For modern mystics who understand that true wisdom begins with proper hydration and a solid caffeine base layer.
| Sizing (inches) | |||
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve center back |
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.125 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.375 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.675 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
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Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.