"Aliens Stole My Ball" Golf Towel – UFO Abduction Waffle Weave
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The truth is out there—and it’s draped over your 7-iron. This double-sided golf towel features a flying saucer mid-abduction, snatching a ball while baffled golfers stare skyward. Printed on soft, non-abrasive polyester (15.5" x 25"), it’s the only UFO encounter that’ll actually improve your game. Hook it to your bag for quick access between swings, or use it to buff your clubs clean of Olympic Peninsula mist (and extraterrestrial interference). Because if you’re gonna blame something for your slice, it might as well be interstellar.
Features:
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100% polyester waffle weave—gentle on grips, tough on dirt
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Double-sided UFO abduction print for maximum conspiracy vibes
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Easy-attach hook for hassle-free hanging
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Chemical-free, because extraterrestrials prefer organic abductions
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Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
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Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
