The Abduction Alley Classic Tee
The Abduction Alley Classic Tee
The Abduction Alley Classic Tee
The Abduction Alley Classic Tee
The Abduction Alley Classic Tee
The Abduction Alley Classic Tee
The Abduction Alley Classic Tee
The Abduction Alley Classic Tee
The Abduction Alley Classic Tee
The Abduction Alley Classic Tee

The Abduction Alley Classic Tee

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On the Olympic Peninsula, even the local strays have stories that are out of this world. The Abduction Alley Classic Tee features the "Take Me to Your Litter" graphic—a playful nod to the high-strangeness that haunts our coastal forests and the feline explorers who might just be from another star system. This 100% cotton tee is designed for those who don't take the lore too seriously but still want a structured, sharp look for their everyday adventures.

Forged from durable, open-end yarn with a midweight feel of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd², this shirt is built to maintain its crisp lines whether you are layering it under a rugged flannel or wearing it as a standalone piece. The tubular fabric design and taped neck and shoulders provide a comfortable, reliable fit that resists stretching over time. Finished with double-seam stitching at the sleeves and bottom hem for added resilience, this extra-trendy classic is the perfect choice for navigating the streets of Port Townsend or waiting for a midnight beam in a deep-timber clearing.

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾

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Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.

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