Long Time No See Alien Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Products finished on order & ship from the United States. 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. 30-day refund policy. See bottom of description below for sizing.
Out on the misty edges of the Olympic Peninsula, where dense evergreens swallow sound and strange lights have flickered for decades, old-timers share quiet accounts of visitors from the stars—tall figures in silver suits stepping out of silent craft, raising a hand in calm salute before vanishing back into the night. This crewneck channels that eerie encounter: a classic saucer beaming down brilliant light onto a lone alien flashing a peace sign, framed by glowing gradient lettering that feels pulled straight from a late-night sighting report. Built from pill-resistant NuBlend fleece in a balanced cotton-poly blend, it stays smooth and warm through damp coastal winters and high ridge chills. High-stitch density and quarter-turned construction deliver a clean classic fit, while double-needle ribbing at collar, cuffs, and waistband plus concealed seams hold strong after countless wears. Wear it when the fog rolls thick and the peninsula sky hints at company that's been watching longer than any of us have lived.
Size guide:
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 38-41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42-45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46-49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 | 37 ½ |
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
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