Your Pacific Northwest Kit.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.
Some disappearances are by choice; others, by otherworldly invitation. This isn't just a tee—it's a cosmic beacon for those who've always felt a little out of place, or perhaps exactly where they're meant to be, suspended between worlds. Our Olympic Abduction Tee is crafted from ultra-soft, faded cotton with a graphic that speaks to the wild, unexplained heart of the Peninsula: a classic UFO beaming up an eager soul and an unwitting bovine companion.
With its oversized, relaxed fit and subtle faded edges, this tee feels like a favorite you've worn through countless fog-shrouded mornings and mysterious forest encounters. Dropped shoulders give it that easy, unburdened look, while double-needle stitching and shoulder-to-shoulder tape mean it'll hold up whether you're stargazing from a secluded beach or recounting tales of the unexplained around a crackling fire. It's the perfect uniform for men who understand that the real adventures often start where the map ends, and sometimes, they involve a little less gravity.
Fabric & Fit: Made from 100% carded cotton (5.3 oz) for an incredibly soft feel. The ribbed collar holds its shape through all your terrestrial—and extraterrestrial—escapades. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry low heat. Do not dryclean.
Sizing:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 21.50 | 23.25 | 24.75 | 26.25 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.75 | 29.00 | 30.50 | 31.75 | 33.25 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 9.00 | 9.50 | 9.50 | 10.25 | 10.62 | 11.00 |
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
Explore shirts, hoodies, drinkware & gear for guys who hike the trails, haunt the dive bars, and chase Olympic Peninsula lore.