Skipped Leg Day Tank – Bro'd Out Alien Muscle Shirt
- Products finished on order & ship from the United States. 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. 30-day refund policy. See bottom of description below for sizing.
The peninsula's night skies have a way of rearranging priorities. One minute you're skipping leg day, the next a beam hits and you're waking up with quads that could crush cedar logs. A jacked green bro poses proud, tiny saucer beaming like it just finished the ultimate drop set, glowing eyes smug with cosmic PRs. "Skipped Leg Day" slashes across the top—for men who've felt that floaty pull over the Olympics, who know real growth comes from visitors who don't ask if you've warmed up.
Airlume combed ring-spun cotton breathes easy on hot coastal trails or recovery days nursing strange soreness on remote beaches. 4.2 oz fabric drapes relaxed with wide, low-cut armholes that show off the evidence—no hiding shoulders beamed broader or arms etched deeper overnight. Side-seamed construction holds through wash after wash, no matter how many times you scan the Hoh for return visits.
Wear it salt-faded and cedar-scented, proof that some gains arrive whether you trained for them or not. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—this tank tells the story your mirror suddenly believes.
Size guide:
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally in 3-5 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days.
