Escape Velocity Fleece Shorts – UFO Beam Ready
- All products made to order and ship from the United States. 30-day refund policy.
Sometimes the call of the wild isn't from the cedars, but from the stars. These aren't just any fleece shorts; they're your unofficial uniform for those moments you're ready for a change of scenery—whether it's across the Olympic Peninsula or light-years beyond. Featuring a graphic of a man, poised and seemingly quite willing to be whisked away by a UFO's beam, these soft, comfy shorts are for the man who hears a different drummer, or perhaps, a different propulsion system.
Perfect for lounging after a long trek or for making a quick escape to the general store, our Escape Velocity Fleece Shorts offer a relaxed fit that's as unburdened as your spirit. They come equipped with a back pocket for your essentials and two jersey-lined hand pockets—because even cosmic adventurers need somewhere to stash their keys. The elastic waistband with a shoestring drawcord ensures a perfect fit, whether you're pondering the mysteries of the universe or just enjoying a quiet evening at home.
Fabric & Fit: Made from a cozy blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester (Grey Heather is 52% ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester), with a 100% cotton face yarn for ultimate softness. Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²). Features sewn eyelets, a sewn fly detail, and a tapered knee opening for that ideal relaxed look.
Size guide:
| WAIST WIDTH (inches) | INSEAM (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 15-20 | 9 | 20 |
| M | 16-21 | 9 | 20 ½ |
| L | 17-22 | 9 | 21 |
| XL | 18-23 | 9 | 21 ½ |
| 2XL | 19 ⅝-24 | 9 | 22 |
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We are a small business that uses an on demand fulfillment method. This means we don’t hold any inventory and only have an item produced when you order it. We do this to keep our costs low, and quality high – that way we can offer you amazing items at the lowest possible price.
Because of this – we offer a 100% guarantee your item will arrive in perfect condition as you ordered. If it doesn’t, we’ll offer a replacement or a refund.
Because we are a made to order business, replacements and refunds are only accepted in the above situations. We partner with the best fulfillment partners and take care to ensure you’ll love all our items, and we thank you for your support! Please see our Refund Policy for more information.
Order Fulfillment and Shipping Timing: Items are produced as soon as possible after ordering (generally within a few days and rarely longer than 12 business days) and then shipped. Shipping duration is generally no longer than 5 business days and depends on your location and where the item is produced.
